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    Жените разглеждани като web-сървър

    400 Bad Request - среща без букет

    401 Unauthorized - заета

    402 Payment Required - вечеря на свещи

    403 Forbidden - долу ръцете!

    404 Not Found - днес съм с приятелки

    405 Method Not Allowed - неееееееее, не отзад!

    406 Method Not Acceptable - ...не смучи!

    407 Proxy Auth. Required - трябва да питам мама

    408 Request Timeout - ти знаеш ли колко време не си ми се обаждал ?

    409 Conflict - каква беше тази блондинка с теб вчера ?

    410 Document Removed - искам развод !

    411 Lenght Required - какво ? и ти на това казваш дълъг ?

    412 Precondition Failed - какво ? нямаш презерватив ?

    413 Request Entity Too Large - ТОЛКОВА голям няма да влезе!

    415 Unsupported Media Type - нееее, четирима не е интересно

    500 Internal Server Error - месечен цикъл

    501 Not Implemented - още не съм пробвала

    502 Bad Gateway - ...уфффф, солено !

    503 Service Unavailable - боли ме главата

    Source: http://plagiat-bg.blogspot.com/2008/09/web.html

    Category: Хумор | Added by: rendeto (11.09.2008)
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